Never Have I Ever

• Never have I ever forgotten my partner's birthday
• Never have I ever sung a love song in the shower
• Never have I ever watched a rom-com alone and cried
• Never have I ever pretended to like a meal my partner cooked
• Never have I ever stalked my partner's social media before we dated
• Never have I ever accidentally called my partner by an ex's name
• Never have I ever written a love letter
• Never have I ever planned a surprise date
• Never have I ever stayed up all night talking to someone I liked
• Never have I ever practiced saying 'I love you' in the mirror
• Never have I ever kept a gift from an ex
• Never have I ever lied about my cooking skills to impress someone
• Never have I ever danced in the kitchen while cooking together
• Never have I ever fallen asleep during a movie date
• Never have I ever had a celebrity crush I was embarrassed about
• Never have I ever re-read old text conversations with my partner
• Never have I ever bought matching outfits for us
• Never have I ever learned something new just to impress my partner
• Never have I ever cried during a proposal video online
• Never have I ever pretended to enjoy a hobby just because my partner loves it
• Never have I ever gotten jealous of a fictional character
• Never have I ever made a playlist for my partner
• Never have I ever talked about my partner to strangers
• Never have I ever daydreamed about our wedding
• Never have I ever faked being sick to spend a day in with my partner
• Never have I ever eaten my partner's leftovers without asking
• Never have I ever set a photo of us as my phone wallpaper
• Never have I ever gone on a road trip with a partner
• Never have I ever tried to cook a fancy meal and failed spectacularly
• Never have I ever slow danced in the living room
• Never have I ever forgotten an anniversary
• Never have I ever made up a silly nickname for my partner
• Never have I ever gone to a couples' event alone because my partner bailed
• Never have I ever binge-watched an entire series together in one weekend
• Never have I ever pretended to agree just to avoid an argument
• Never have I ever made breakfast in bed for someone
• Never have I ever picked out my partner's outfit for them
• Never have I ever been caught looking at old photos of us
• Never have I ever ugly cried over a breakup
• Never have I ever traveled somewhere just because my partner wanted to go
• Never have I ever secretly checked my partner's horoscope
• Never have I ever adopted a pet together
• Never have I ever used a cheesy pickup line unironically
• Never have I ever built something together like furniture or a puzzle
• Never have I ever forgotten what my partner asked me to pick up from the store
• Never have I ever shared a dessert from the same plate
• Never have I ever said 'I love you' first
• Never have I ever gotten lost together and had fun with it
• Never have I ever accidentally liked a very old photo while scrolling
• Never have I ever taken a couples' selfie more than five times to get it right
• Never have I ever been the big spoon when I'm usually the little spoon
• Never have I ever gone stargazing on a date
• Never have I ever made a scrapbook or photo album of our memories
• Never have I ever stayed in on New Year's Eve with my partner instead of going out
• Never have I ever tried to learn my partner's native language
• Never have I ever been serenaded by someone
• Never have I ever had a picnic date
• Never have I ever given my partner my jacket when they were cold
• Never have I ever pretended to be asleep to avoid a conversation
• Never have I ever double-texted someone I was interested in
• Never have I ever been on a blind date
• Never have I ever made a wish about my relationship
• Never have I ever carved our initials into something
• Never have I ever had matching phone cases with a partner
• Never have I ever caught my partner talking to a pet in a baby voice
• Never have I ever surprised my partner at work
• Never have I ever cried happy tears because of something my partner did
• Never have I ever kept a love note in my wallet
• Never have I ever planned our entire vacation without telling my partner
• Never have I ever gotten competitive with my partner over a board game
• Never have I ever taken a cooking class together
• Never have I ever told my friends every detail about a date
• Never have I ever rewatched our favorite movie just because I missed them
• Never have I ever hidden a parking ticket and paid it later in secret
• Never have I ever rewritten a birthday card because the first one sounded cold
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a restaurant because they picked it
• Never have I ever kept a shopping bag in the boot so it looked like I bought less
• Never have I ever said the wifi was bad to skip a family video call
• Never have I ever eaten the last biscuit and bought a replacement before they noticed
• Never have I ever laughed at a joke I had heard them tell three times already
• Never have I ever put a plant in a better room and claimed it had always lived there
• Never have I ever agreed to a hike and then hoped for rain
• Never have I ever kept a mug that was never mine from a shared kitchen
• Never have I ever pretended I remembered someone's name at a party they took me to
• Never have I ever left a wet towel on the bed and blamed the dog, or gravity
• Never have I ever said I was on my way when I was still choosing a jumper
• Never have I ever kept score of whose turn it was to cook and then 'forgot'
• Never have I ever watched the next episode alone after promising we would wait
• Never have I ever bought a gadget we did not need because it was reduced
• Never have I ever pretended a stain came out when it clearly had not
• Never have I ever taken the good seat in a waiting room and then offered the worse one
• Never have I ever said a film was 'fine' so we would not have to talk about it
• Never have I ever kept a library book so long I was too embarrassed to return it
• Never have I ever nodded along to a story about their coworker I could not place
• Never have I ever hidden a burnt pan at the back of a cupboard
• Never have I ever claimed the last of the milk was 'basically gone anyway'
• Never have I ever pretended I liked their friend's cooking at a dinner
• Never have I ever left a voicemail so rambling I hoped they would not play it
• Never have I ever packed for them and left out the one thing they actually needed
• Never have I ever said I was not tired and then fallen asleep sitting up
• Never have I ever kept a souvenir they hated because I liked it
• Never have I ever changed the playlist the second they left the room
• Never have I ever pretended I had read the article they sent
• Never have I ever taken a photo of a menu to 'decide later' and then forgotten
• Never have I ever agreed a budget and then called something 'a one-off'
• Never have I ever left crumbs in the butter and smoothed the top
• Never have I ever said I liked a haircut I needed time to get used to
• Never have I ever kept a box of things 'to sort' for over a year
• Never have I ever pretended I knew the rules of a game we were about to lose
• Never have I ever eaten a leftover I had already claimed was theirs
• Never have I ever said we should leave a party and then stayed another hour
• Never have I ever kept using a nickname they asked me to retire
• Never have I ever blamed a missing sock on the machine
• Never have I ever pretended a plant needed 'a day outside' so I would not water it
• Never have I ever rewritten a text to their parent five times
• Never have I ever said I was listening from the other room when I was not
• Never have I ever kept a receipt in case I wanted to return a gift I gave
• Never have I ever agreed to a film and then scrolled through my phone
• Never have I ever taken the last tea bag and opened a new box to hide it
• Never have I ever pretended I liked camping after one bad night
• Never have I ever left a note instead of having the conversation
• Never have I ever said I remembered a restaurant we had definitely not been to
• Never have I ever kept a jumper on a chair for weeks and called it a system
• Never have I ever pretended I was good with directions until we were lost
• Never have I ever eaten something they were saving and replaced a different thing
• Never have I ever said a present was 'from both of us' when it was only them
• Never have I ever kept an ugly ornament because their mum gave it to us
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a podcast they play in the car
• Never have I ever left a wet umbrella open indoors until someone else moved it
• Never have I ever said I would only be five minutes in a shop
• Never have I ever kept a calendar invite I never intended to honour
• Never have I ever pretended I understood a bill and paid it anyway
• Never have I ever taken credit for finding a restaurant they found
• Never have I ever said we should 'see how we feel' hoping they would cancel
• Never have I ever kept a broken charger in a drawer out of superstition
• Never have I ever pretended I liked their handwriting on a card
• Never have I ever left a tap dripping and hoped it would stop on its own
• Never have I ever said I had already eaten so they would not cook
• Never have I ever kept a screenshot of a funny argument to show them later
• Never have I ever pretended I remembered which way the duvet cover goes
• Never have I ever eaten a mint to hide garlic before a kiss and still been caught
• Never have I ever said a shortcut would be faster and made us late
• Never have I ever kept a loyalty card I never scan
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a group holiday idea
• Never have I ever left a chair pulled out and walked away
• Never have I ever said I was 'almost ready' at the worst possible moment
• Never have I ever kept a book on the table to look like I was reading it
• Never have I ever pretended I knew how to fold a fitted sheet
• Never have I ever taken the bigger portion and called it even
• Never have I ever said I liked a neighbour I actually avoid
• Never have I ever kept a plant in the sink 'to soak' and forgotten it
• Never have I ever pretended I had charged my phone when I had not
• Never have I ever left a bag in a hallway for someone else to trip over
• Never have I ever said we should take a photo and then hated every one
• Never have I ever kept a pair of shoes I cannot walk in because they look good
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a family tradition I find exhausting
• Never have I ever eaten cereal over the sink to hide the evidence
• Never have I ever said I remembered an anniversary date and then checked my phone
• Never have I ever kept a 'spare' key in a place nobody would look, including me
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a colour they painted something
• Never have I ever left a window open and blamed the weather for the cold
• Never have I ever said I was happy to drive and then complained about parking
• Never have I ever kept a box of cables labelled 'useful'
• Never have I ever pretended I liked their childhood film
• Never have I ever taken a mint from a bowl meant for customers
• Never have I ever said I would do a job 'in a minute' that took a weekend
• Never have I ever kept a postcard I never sent
• Never have I ever pretended I understood a sports conversation at a table
• Never have I ever left a mug in the sink with the teabag still in
• Never have I ever said a walk would be nice and then negotiated the length
• Never have I ever kept a lid that belongs to a container we no longer have
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a perfume they were given
• Never have I ever eaten the filling out of a biscuit and put it back
• Never have I ever said I had 'one more email' for an hour
• Never have I ever kept a shopping list on my phone I never open in the shop
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a surprise party that was for me
• Never have I ever left a sock inside a duvet and found it weeks later
• Never have I ever said I knew a back way and invented it while walking
• Never have I ever kept a plant tag as if I would remember the watering
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a seating plan at a wedding
• Never have I ever taken a free sample I did not want to be polite
• Never have I ever said I was fine with a window seat and then got cold
• Never have I ever kept a 'maybe' RSVP until it became rude
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a houseplant they named
• Never have I ever left a bicycle lock combination written down 'just once'
• Never have I ever said I would pack light and then sat on the suitcase
• Never have I ever kept a festival wristband on longer than anyone should
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a catchphrase they use
• Never have I ever eaten a grape from a punnet and rearranged the rest
• Never have I ever said I remembered a password and then reset it
• Never have I ever kept a takeaway menu in a drawer like it was 2009
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a walking tour
• Never have I ever left a wet swimming costume in a bag overnight
• Never have I ever said I was not competitive at a board game
• Never have I ever kept a hotel shampoo because it smelled like a holiday
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a group photo I was blinking in
• Never have I ever taken the last ice cube and not refilled the tray
• Never have I ever said I had a system for recycling that was just hope
• Never have I ever kept a map from a city we got lost in on purpose later
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a 'quick coffee' that became three
• Never have I ever eaten my partner's leftovers and denied it
• Never have I ever pretended to like a gift from my partner
• Never have I ever fallen asleep during a film they picked
• Never have I ever let them think I was listening when I was not
• Never have I ever hidden a purchase from my partner
• Never have I ever gone through their phone without asking
• Never have I ever blamed the dog for something I did
• Never have I ever stayed in bed and let them answer the door
• Never have I ever lied about how much something cost
• Never have I ever eaten in bed and left the crumbs
• Never have I ever cried at an advert in front of my partner
• Never have I ever forgotten the name of one of their friends mid-conversation
• Never have I ever said I was five minutes away when I had not left
• Never have I ever used their toothbrush by accident
• Never have I ever pretended to enjoy their cooking
• Never have I ever taken the last of something and said nothing
• Never have I ever let them win an argument to end it
• Never have I ever rewatched a series without them after promising not to
• Never have I ever pretended to know a film they were talking about
• Never have I ever put something back in the fridge nearly empty
• Never have I ever fallen out with their family member and hidden it
• Never have I ever secretly been relieved when plans were cancelled
• Never have I ever pretended a text did not send
• Never have I ever taken credit for something they organised
• Never have I ever put a card in the post far too late for it to arrive
• Never have I ever bought the same present twice
• Never have I ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid someone
• Never have I ever eaten their share of a takeaway
• Never have I ever binned something of theirs and denied all knowledge
• Never have I ever laughed at a moment I absolutely should not have
• Never have I ever driven past our turning while deep in conversation
• Never have I ever lied about liking their favourite band
• Never have I ever tidied by hiding things in a cupboard
• Never have I ever agreed to a plan hoping it would be cancelled
• Never have I ever pretended I remembered a story they told me twice
• Never have I ever left a job half done and called it finished
• Never have I ever moved something and blamed them for losing it
• Never have I ever texted about them in a group chat
• Never have I ever fallen asleep on a video call with them
• Never have I ever said the wrong name by accident
• Never have I ever pretended the wifi cut out to end a call
• Never have I ever worn the same clothes three days running
• Never have I ever googled something they said to check it was true
• Never have I ever eaten dinner standing at the counter
• Never have I ever gone to bed angry and denied being angry
• Never have I ever pretended not to hear my name
• Never have I ever kept a plant alive purely out of guilt
• Never have I ever rewritten a text more than five times
• Never have I ever left a voicemail I regretted
• Never have I ever bought something because it was on offer and never used it
• Never have I ever taken the bigger half deliberately
• Never have I ever pretended a hangover was food poisoning
• Never have I ever agreed with something I did not understand
• Never have I ever kept a receipt for a gift I intended to return
• Never have I ever said I had read a book I had only heard about
• Never have I ever cancelled plans by inventing a reason
• Never have I ever left a passive note instead of saying something
• Never have I ever pretended to be busy to avoid a favour
• Never have I ever hidden how much I spent on a haircut
• Never have I ever counted how many times they interrupted me
• Never have I ever taken the good chair the second they stood up
• Never have I ever finished the milk and put the carton back
• Never have I ever pretended I did not see a mess
• Never have I ever claimed a parking space was already there
• Never have I ever kept a jumper that was never mine
• Never have I ever let an argument run because I was enjoying being right
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a friend of theirs
• Never have I ever sent a message meant for someone else
• Never have I ever forgotten to pass on a phone message for a week
• Never have I ever eaten something past its date and said nothing
• Never have I ever changed the thermostat and denied it
• Never have I ever pretended a plan was mine when it was theirs
• Never have I ever gone shopping for one thing and come back with twelve
• Never have I ever kept a book I borrowed years ago
• Never have I ever laughed at a joke I had not heard properly
• Never have I ever taken a photo of them at their worst and kept it
• Never have I ever put off a phone call for over a month
• Never have I ever pretended the dishwasher was already full
• Never have I ever queued for something I did not want
• Never have I ever made a decision by pretending to flip a coin
• Never have I ever moved their bookmark by accident and said nothing
• Never have I ever taken a nap and denied it entirely
• Never have I ever pretended a plant died of natural causes
• Never have I ever kept score in a relationship out loud
• Never have I ever apologised without meaning a word of it
• Never have I ever rehearsed an argument in the shower
• Never have I ever pretended not to know how something worked to avoid doing it
• Never have I ever wrapped a present in a carrier bag and called it rustic
• Never have I ever let them think I had cooked something I bought
• Never have I ever missed a stop because I was texting them
• Never have I ever left a charger in a wall for so long it became furniture
• Never have I ever said I liked a hat they bought me
• Never have I ever kept a 'repair pile' that is really a goodbye pile
• Never have I ever pretended I remembered which recycling bin is which
• Never have I ever eaten a chip off their plate after they said they were full
• Never have I ever said I was happy to watch their show and then asked too many questions
• Never have I ever kept a ticket stub in a book as a bookmark and lost the book
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a spicy dish I could not finish
• Never have I ever left a bicycle helmet on a hook and never wore it again
• Never have I ever said I would remember a story to tell them and then forgot the point
• Never have I ever kept a plant in a pot it had clearly outgrown
• Never have I ever pretended I liked a silent car journey
• Never have I ever taken a photo of a sunset that looked nothing like the sky
• Never have I ever said I was 'just looking' in a shop and came out with a bag
• Never have I ever eaten burnt toast and hidden the pack in the kitchen drawer
• Never have I ever eaten soggy cereal and hidden the pack in the bathroom cabinet
• Never have I ever eaten cold pizza and hidden the pack in the car glovebox
• Never have I ever eaten leftover rice and hidden the pack in the coat pocket
• Never have I ever eaten garlic bread and hidden the pack in the sofa gap
• Never have I ever eaten ice cream and hidden the pack in the laundry basket
• Never have I ever eaten peanut butter and hidden the pack in the fridge door
• Never have I ever eaten instant noodles and hidden the pack in the freezer drawer
• Never have I ever eaten packet soup and hidden the pack in the bedside table
• Never have I ever eaten stale crisps and hidden the pack in the window ledge
• Never have I ever eaten banana bread and hidden the pack in the hallway hook
• Never have I ever eaten cheese toastie and hidden the pack in the shoe rack
• Never have I ever eaten microwave popcorn and hidden the pack in the plant pot
• Never have I ever eaten plain yogurt and hidden the pack in the book shelf
• Never have I ever eaten orange juice and hidden the pack in the tv stand
• Never have I ever eaten apple pie and hidden the pack in the desk drawer
• Never have I ever eaten fish fingers and hidden the pack in the work bag
• Never have I ever eaten baked beans and hidden the pack in the gym locker
• Never have I ever eaten mashed potato and hidden the pack in the bike basket
• Never have I ever eaten garlic mushrooms and hidden the pack in the suitcase lining
• Never have I ever eaten chocolate cake and hidden the pack in the washing machine
• Never have I ever eaten vanilla milkshake and hidden the pack in the airing cupboard
• Never have I ever eaten pickle juice and hidden the pack in the garden shed
• Never have I ever eaten tomato soup and hidden the pack in the balcony table
• Never have I ever eaten fried eggs and hidden the pack in the porch step
• Never have I ever eaten scrambled tofu and hidden the pack in the bus seat
• Never have I ever eaten oat biscuits and hidden the pack in the train table
• Never have I ever eaten honey toast and hidden the pack in the taxi floor
• Never have I ever eaten lemon tart and hidden the pack in the park bench
• Never have I ever eaten mint gum and hidden the pack in the cafe counter
• Never have I ever eaten cola ice and hidden the pack in the office fridge
• Never have I ever eaten salted pretzels and hidden the pack in the staff kitchen
• Never have I ever eaten butter popcorn and hidden the pack in the hotel minibar
• Never have I ever eaten spicy noodles and hidden the pack in the airport tray
• Never have I ever eaten sweetcorn and hidden the pack in the gate lounge
• Never have I ever eaten cucumber slices and hidden the pack in the cinema seat
• Never have I ever eaten carrot sticks and hidden the pack in the library desk
• Never have I ever eaten hummus dip and hidden the pack in the gym bench
• Never have I ever eaten pita bread and hidden the pack in the pool locker
• Never have I ever eaten olive oil and hidden the pack in the beach bag
• Never have I ever eaten soy sauce and hidden the pack in the picnic blanket
• Never have I ever eaten hot mustard and hidden the pack in the camping tent
• Never have I ever eaten brown sauce and hidden the pack in the festival tent
• Never have I ever eaten gravy granules and hidden the pack in the car boot
• Never have I ever eaten stock cubes and hidden the pack in the spare room
• Never have I ever eaten rice cakes and hidden the pack in the attic box
• Never have I ever eaten corn flakes and hidden the pack in the under stairs
• Never have I ever eaten granola bits and hidden the pack in the behind sofa
• Never have I ever eaten trail mix and hidden the pack in the on the radiator
• Never have I ever eaten dried mango and hidden the pack in the next to toaster
• Never have I ever eaten fig rolls and hidden the pack in the inside oven
• Never have I ever eaten jam tarts and hidden the pack in the under sink
• Never have I ever eaten custard pot and hidden the pack in the over the door
• Never have I ever eaten jelly sweets and hidden the pack in the behind curtains
• Never have I ever eaten wine gums and hidden the pack in the in a mug
• Never have I ever eaten salted caramel and hidden the pack in the in a vase
• Never have I ever eaten dark chocolate and hidden the pack in the in a jar
• Never have I ever eaten cocoa powder and hidden the pack in the in a basket
• Never have I ever eaten protein bar and hidden the pack in the on the stairs
• Never have I ever eaten energy gel and hidden the pack in the on the landing
• Never have I ever eaten sports drink and hidden the pack in the on the roof rack
• Never have I ever eaten coconut water and hidden the pack in the on the dash
• Never have I ever eaten almond milk and hidden the pack in the on the piano
• Never have I ever eaten skimmed milk and hidden the pack in the by the door
• Never have I ever eaten sour cream and hidden the pack in the by the bath
• Never have I ever eaten cheddar slices and hidden the pack in the near the router
• Never have I ever eaten mozzarella balls and hidden the pack in the near the boiler
• Never have I ever eaten feta crumbs and hidden the pack in the near the meter
• Never have I ever eaten blue cheese and hidden the pack in the near the bins
• Never have I ever eaten goat cheese and hidden the pack in the near the gate
• Never have I ever eaten ham slices and hidden the pack in the at the market
• Never have I ever eaten tuna mayo and hidden the pack in the at the bakers
• Never have I ever eaten chicken wrap and hidden the pack in the at the garage
• Never have I ever eaten beef burger and hidden the pack in the in a lift
• Never have I ever eaten veggie burger and hidden the pack in the in a foyer
• Never have I ever eaten fish burger and hidden the pack in the in a stairwell
• Never have I ever eaten lamb kebab and hidden the pack in the in a car park
• Never have I ever eaten pork dumpling and hidden the pack in the in a layby
• Never have I ever eaten spring rolls and hidden the pack in the at a bus stop
• Never have I ever eaten onion bhaji and hidden the pack in the at a red light
• Never have I ever eaten samosa bits and hidden the pack in the at a petrol pump
• Never have I ever eaten naan bread and hidden the pack in the at a cashpoint
• Never have I ever eaten poppadoms and hidden the pack in the at a kiosk
• Never have I ever eaten sushi rice and hidden the pack in the on a ferry
• Never have I ever eaten miso soup and hidden the pack in the on a tram
• Never have I ever eaten edamame pods and hidden the pack in the on a coach
• Never have I ever eaten seaweed snacks and hidden the pack in the on a platform
• Never have I ever eaten kimchi pot and hidden the pack in the on a bridge
• Never have I ever eaten taco shells and hidden the pack in the under a table
• Never have I ever eaten salsa jar and hidden the pack in the under a coat
• Never have I ever eaten guacamole and hidden the pack in the under a pillow
• Never have I ever eaten nacho cheese and hidden the pack in the under a rug
• Never have I ever eaten churros bag and hidden the pack in the under a seat
• Never have I ever eaten waffle bits and hidden the pack in the beside a lamp
• Never have I ever eaten pancake stack and hidden the pack in the beside a plant
• Never have I ever eaten maple syrup and hidden the pack in the beside a printer
• Never have I ever eaten berry compote and hidden the pack in the beside a speaker
• Never have I ever eaten chia pudding and hidden the pack in the beside a clock
• Never have I ever hit snooze and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever leave taps running and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever leave bags in halls and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever check the door twice and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever check their phone first and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever check the weather late and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever talk in their sleep and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever dance while cooking and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever save every receipt and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever lose their keys and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever fake knowing a song and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever fake being awake and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever take the good seat and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever take the last biscuit and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever take the bigger half and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever keep a lucky coin and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever keep a dried flower and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever keep a concert stub and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever keep a hotel soap and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever wear the same jumper and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever wear mismatched socks and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever wear indoor shoes out and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever wear a coat indoors and hoped they would not notice
• Never have I ever said I was five minutes away while still in socks
• Never have I ever put a plant in the sink and forgotten it overnight
• Never have I ever used their mug and put it back unwashed
• Never have I ever laughed at a joke I did not hear
• Never have I ever nodded at a story I had heard before
• Never have I ever saved a seat and then sat in the better one
• Never have I ever said a film was fine so we could go home
• Never have I ever packed their bag and left out the charger
• Never have I ever told a shop we would think about it and never went back
• Never have I ever left a wet umbrella open on the floor
• Never have I ever took the last ice cube and left the tray empty
• Never have I ever said I was not competitive and then got loud
• Never have I ever kept a hotel shampoo like it was treasure
• Never have I ever skipped a family call and blamed the signal
• Never have I ever said I remembered a name and then guessed wrong
• Never have I ever wore the same socks two days and hoped they were clean
• Never have I ever put milk back with one sip left
• Never have I ever took a free mint I did not want
• Never have I ever missed our turning and would not ask for help
• Never have I ever said a walk would be short and made it long
• Never have I ever left a chair pulled out in a dark room
• Never have I ever pretended I knew how a board game worked
• Never have I ever ate cereal from the box over the sink
• Never have I ever kept a plant tag and still killed the plant
• Never have I ever said I packed light and sat on the case
• Never have I ever ate a grape and moved the rest to hide it
• Never have I ever kept a takeaway menu like it was still 2010
• Never have I ever said I knew a back way and made it up
• Never have I ever kept a lid with no pot to match
• Never have I ever ate the filling from a biscuit and closed it
• Never have I ever left a spare key in a place I then forgot
• Never have I ever left a bike lock code written down once
• Never have I ever kept a jumper on a chair for a month
• Never have I ever kept a screenshot of a silly row
• Never have I ever said I liked a family thing I find tiring
• Never have I ever said I was happy to watch their show and asked too much
• Never have I ever left a plant in a pot it had grown out of
• Never have I ever said I liked a quiet car and then talked the whole way
• Never have I ever kept a festival band on too long
• Never have I ever said I was on my way while choosing a jumper
• Never have I ever said a stain came out when it had not
• Never have I ever left the last biscuit and bought more before they saw
• Never have I ever said I remembered someone at a party and did not
• Never have I ever left a photo of a menu and then forgot to choose
• Never have I ever said we had a budget and then called it a one-off
• Never have I ever said I was not hungry and then ate theirs
• Never have I ever kept a book so long I was too shy to give it back
• Never have I ever said I liked a playlist I skip in secret
• Never have I ever left the good seat and then swapped back
• Never have I ever kept a calendar invite I never meant to keep
• Never have I ever kept a broken charger out of habit
• Never have I ever left a voicemail so long I hoped they would skip it
• Never have I ever said I packed for them and forgot the one thing they needed
• Never have I ever hid leftover apple behind the pillow
• Never have I ever hid leftover orange behind the blanket
• Never have I ever hid leftover banana behind the duvet
• Never have I ever hid leftover grape behind the mattress
• Never have I ever hid leftover lemon behind the curtain
• Never have I ever hid leftover mango behind the carpet
• Never have I ever hid leftover peach behind the cushion
• Never have I ever hid leftover melon behind the kettle
• Never have I ever hid leftover cherry behind the toaster
• Never have I ever hid leftover tomato behind the fridge
• Never have I ever hid leftover bread behind the freezer
• Never have I ever hid leftover toast behind the microwave
• Never have I ever hid leftover bagel behind the blender
• Never have I ever hid leftover muffin behind the spoon
• Never have I ever hid leftover pancake behind the plate
• Never have I ever hid leftover waffle behind the bottle
• Never have I ever hid leftover cereal behind the basket
• Never have I ever hid leftover yogurt behind the towel
• Never have I ever hid leftover butter behind the shampoo
• Never have I ever hid leftover cheese behind the sponge
• Never have I ever hid leftover pizza behind the toothbrush
• Never have I ever hid leftover burger behind the toothpaste
• Never have I ever hid leftover noodle behind the razor
• Never have I ever hid leftover pasta behind the cupboard
• Never have I ever hid leftover salad behind the drawer
• Never have I ever hid leftover taco behind the shelf
• Never have I ever hid leftover sushi behind the mirror
• Never have I ever hid leftover dumpling behind the radiator
• Never have I ever hid leftover biscuit behind the boiler
• Never have I ever hid leftover brownie behind the router
• Never have I ever hid leftover coffee behind the printer
• Never have I ever hid leftover cocoa behind the stapler
• Never have I ever hid leftover latte behind the folder
• Never have I ever hid leftover smoothie behind the binder
• Never have I ever hid leftover milkshake behind the clipboard
• Never have I ever hid leftover popcorn behind the candle
• Never have I ever hid leftover pretzel behind the lantern
• Never have I ever hid leftover croissant behind the battery
• Never have I ever hid leftover pickle behind the charger
• Never have I ever hid leftover honey behind the headphones
• Never have I ever hid leftover mustard behind the speaker
• Never have I ever hid leftover ketchup behind the keyboard
• Never have I ever hid leftover vinegar behind the laptop
• Never have I ever hid leftover chilli behind the wallet
• Never have I ever hid leftover pepper behind the passport
• Never have I ever hid leftover potato behind the umbrella
• Never have I ever hid leftover carrot behind the notebook
• Never have I ever hid leftover onion behind the calendar
• Never have I ever hid leftover spinach behind the journal
• Never have I ever hid leftover broccoli behind the sticker
• Never have I ever hid leftover lettuce behind the magnet
• Never have I ever hid a aardvark by a crocodile
• Never have I ever hid a alligator by a crow
• Never have I ever hid a alpaca by a deer
• Never have I ever hid a antelope by a dingo
• Never have I ever hid a armadillo by a donkey
• Never have I ever hid a baboon by a dromedary
• Never have I ever hid a badger by a elephant
• Never have I ever hid a bear by a ferret
• Never have I ever hid a beaver by a finch
• Never have I ever hid a bison by a fish
• Never have I ever hid a boar by a frog
• Never have I ever hid a buffalo by a gazelle
• Never have I ever hid a bull by a gila monster
• Never have I ever hid a camel by a giraffe
• Never have I ever hid a canary by a goat
• Never have I ever hid a capybara by a gopher
• Never have I ever hid a chameleon by a gorilla
• Never have I ever hid a cheetah by a grizzly bear
• Never have I ever hid a chimpanzee by a ground hog
• Never have I ever hid a chinchilla by a guinea pig
• Never have I ever hid a chipmunk by a hamster
• Never have I ever hid a cougar by a hedgehog
• Never have I ever hid a coyote by a hippopotamus
• Never have I ever hid a crocodile by a horse
• Never have I ever hid a crow by a hyena
• Never have I ever hid a deer by a ibex
• Never have I ever hid a dingo by a iguana
• Never have I ever hid a donkey by a impala
• Never have I ever hid a dromedary by a jackal
• Never have I ever hid a elephant by a jaguar
• Never have I ever hid a ferret by a kangaroo
• Never have I ever hid a finch by a koala
• Never have I ever hid a fish by a lamb
• Never have I ever hid a frog by a lemur
• Never have I ever hid a gazelle by a leopard
• Never have I ever hid a giraffe by a lizard
• Never have I ever hid a goat by a llama
• Never have I ever hid a gopher by a lynx
• Never have I ever hid a gorilla by a mandrill
• Never have I ever hid a ground hog by a mink
• Never have I ever hid a guinea pig by a mole
• Never have I ever hid a hamster by a mongoose
• Never have I ever hid a hedgehog by a monkey
• Never have I ever hid a hippopotamus by a moose
• Never have I ever hid a horse by a mountain goat
• Never have I ever hid a hyena by a mouse
• Never have I ever hid a ibex by a mule
• Never have I ever hid a iguana by a muskrat
• Never have I ever hid a impala by a mustang
• Never have I ever hid a jackal by a mynah bird
• Never have I ever hid a jaguar by a newt
• Never have I ever hid a kangaroo by a ocelot
• Never have I ever hid a koala by a opossum
• Never have I ever hid a lamb by a orangutan
• Never have I ever hid a lemur by a oryx
• Never have I ever hid a leopard by a otter
• Never have I ever hid a lion by a panda
• Never have I ever hid a lizard by a panther
• Never have I ever hid a llama by a parakeet
• Never have I ever hid a lynx by a parrot
• Never have I ever hid a mandrill by a platypus
• Never have I ever hid a marmoset by a polar bear
• Never have I ever hid a mink by a porcupine
• Never have I ever hid a mole by a porpoise
• Never have I ever hid a mongoose by a prairie dog
• Never have I ever hid a monkey by a puma
• Never have I ever hid a moose by a rabbit
• Never have I ever hid a mouse by a reindeer
• Never have I ever hid a mule by a reptile
• Never have I ever hid a muskrat by a rhinoceros
• Never have I ever hid a mustang by a salamander
• Never have I ever hid a newt by a sheep
• Never have I ever hid a ocelot by a shrew
• Never have I ever hid a opossum by a silver fox
• Never have I ever hid a orangutan by a skunk
• Never have I ever hid a oryx by a sloth
• Never have I ever hid a otter by a snake
• Never have I ever hid a panda by a squirrel
• Never have I ever hid a panther by a tapir
• Never have I ever hid a parakeet by a tiger
• Never have I ever hid a parrot by a toad
• Never have I ever hid a platypus by a turtle
• Never have I ever hid a porcupine by a warthog
• Never have I ever hid a porpoise by a weasel
• Never have I ever hid a prairie dog by a whale
• Never have I ever hid a puma by a wildcat
• Never have I ever hid a rabbit by a wolf
• Never have I ever hid a raccoon by a wolverine
• Never have I ever hid a reindeer by a wombat
• Never have I ever hid a reptile by a woodchuck
• Never have I ever hid a rhinoceros by a zebra
• Never have I ever hid a salamander by a apple
• Never have I ever hid a seal by a apricot
• Never have I ever hid a sheep by a avocado
• Never have I ever hid a shrew by a banana
• Never have I ever hid a silver fox by a bell pepper
• Never have I ever hid a skunk by a bilberry
• Never have I ever hid a sloth by a blackberry
• Never have I ever hid a snake by a blackcurrant
• Never have I ever hid a squirrel by a blood orange
• Never have I ever hid a tapir by a blueberry
• Never have I ever hid a tiger by a boysenberry
• Never have I ever hid a toad by a breadfruit
• Never have I ever hid a turtle by a canary melon
• Never have I ever hid a walrus by a cantaloupe
• Never have I ever hid a warthog by a cherimoya
• Never have I ever hid a weasel by a cherry
• Never have I ever hid a whale by a chili pepper
• Never have I ever hid a wildcat by a clementine
• Never have I ever hid a wolf by a cloudberry
• Never have I ever hid a wolverine by a coconut
• Never have I ever hid a wombat by a cranberry
• Never have I ever hid a woodchuck by a cucumber
• Never have I ever hid a zebra by a currant
• Never have I ever hid a apple by a damson
• Never have I ever hid a apricot by a date
• Never have I ever hid a avocado by a dragonfruit
• Never have I ever hid a banana by a durian
• Never have I ever hid a bilberry by a elderberry
• Never have I ever hid a blackberry by a feijoa
• Never have I ever hid a blackcurrant by a goji berry
• Never have I ever hid a blueberry by a grape
• Never have I ever hid a boysenberry by a grapefruit
• Never have I ever hid a breadfruit by a guava
• Never have I ever hid a cantaloupe by a huckleberry
• Never have I ever hid a cherimoya by a jackfruit
• Never have I ever hid a cherry by a jambul
• Never have I ever hid a clementine by a kiwi fruit
• Never have I ever hid a cloudberry by a kumquat
• Never have I ever hid a coconut by a lemon
• Never have I ever hid a cranberry by a lime
• Never have I ever hid a cucumber by a loquat
• Never have I ever hid a currant by a lychee
• Never have I ever hid a damson by a mandarine
• Never have I ever hid a date by a mango
• Never have I ever hid a dragonfruit by a mulberry
• Never have I ever hid a durian by a nectarine
• Never have I ever hid a eggplant by a olive
• Never have I ever hid a elderberry by a orange
• Never have I ever hid a feijoa by a papaya
• Never have I ever hid a gooseberry by a peach
• Never have I ever hid a grape by a pear
• Never have I ever hid a grapefruit by a persimmon
• Never have I ever hid a guava by a physalis
• Never have I ever hid a honeydew by a pineapple
• Never have I ever hid a huckleberry by a plum
• Never have I ever hid a jackfruit by a pomegranate
• Never have I ever hid a jambul by a pomelo
• Never have I ever hid a jujube by a purple mangosteen
• Never have I ever hid a kumquat by a raisin
• Never have I ever hid a lemon by a rambutan
• Never have I ever hid a lime by a raspberry
• Never have I ever hid a loquat by a redcurrant
• Never have I ever hid a lychee by a rock melon
• Never have I ever hid a mandarine by a salal berry
• Never have I ever hid a mango by a satsuma
• Never have I ever hid a mulberry by a star fruit
• Never have I ever hid a nectarine by a strawberry
• Never have I ever hid a olive by a tamarillo
• Never have I ever hid a orange by a tangerine
• Never have I ever hid a papaya by a tomato
• Never have I ever hid a passionfruit by a ugli fruit
• Never have I ever hid a peach by a watermelon
• Never have I ever hid a pear by a christmas ornament
• Never have I ever hid a persimmon by a acorn
• Never have I ever hid a physalis by a bag of cotton balls
• Never have I ever hid a pineapple by a bag of popcorn
• Never have I ever hid a plum by a bag of rubber bands
• Never have I ever hid a pomegranate by a ball of yarn
• Never have I ever hid a pomelo by a balloon
• Never have I ever hid a quince by a bandana
• Never have I ever hid a raisin by a bangle bracelet
• Never have I ever hid a rambutan by a bar of soap
• Never have I ever hid a raspberry by a baseball
• Never have I ever hid a redcurrant by a baseball bat
• Never have I ever hid a satsuma by a beaded bracelet
• Never have I ever hid a star fruit by a beaded necklace
• Never have I ever hid a strawberry by a beef
• Never have I ever hid a tamarillo by a bell
• Never have I ever hid a tangerine by a belt
• Never have I ever hid a tomato by a blouse
• Never have I ever hid a watermelon by a bonesaw
• Never have I ever hid a acorn by a book of jokes
• Never have I ever hid a bag of cotton balls by a book of matches
• Never have I ever hid a bag of popcorn by a bookmark
• Never have I ever hid a balloon by a bottle cap
• Never have I ever hid a bananas by a bottle of glue
• Never have I ever hid a bandana by a bottle of honey
• Never have I ever hid a bar of soap by a bottle of lotion
• Never have I ever hid a baseball by a bottle of nail polish
• Never have I ever hid a baseball hat by a bottle of paint
• Never have I ever hid a basketball by a bottle of perfume
• Never have I ever hid a beaded bracelet by a bottle of pills
• Never have I ever hid a beaded necklace by a bottle of soda
• Never have I ever hid a beef by a bottle of sunscreen
• Never have I ever hid a bell by a bottle of syrup
• Never have I ever hid a belt by a bottle of water
• Never have I ever hid a blouse by a bouquet of flowers
• Never have I ever hid a blowdryer by a bowl
• Never have I ever hid a bonesaw by a box of q-tips
• Never have I ever hid a book by a box of baking soda
• Never have I ever hid a book of matches by a box of chocolates
• Never have I ever hid a bookmark by a box of crayons
• Never have I ever hid a boom box by a box of markers
• Never have I ever hid a bottle by a box of tissues
• Never have I ever hid a bottle of ink by a brush
• Never have I ever hid a bottle of nail polish by a butter knife
• Never have I ever hid a bottle of oil by a button
• Never have I ever hid a bottle of pills by a can of chili
• Never have I ever hid a bottle of soda by a can of peas
• Never have I ever hid a bottle of sunscreen by a can of whipped cream
• Never have I ever hid a bowl by a candy cane
• Never have I ever hid a box of q-tips by a candy wrapper
• Never have I ever hid a box of chalk by a canvas
• Never have I ever hid a box of chocolates by a card
• Never have I ever hid a box of crayons by a carrot
• Never have I ever hid a box of markers by a carrots
• Never have I ever hid a box of tissues by a cars
• Never have I ever hid a bracelet by a carton of ice cream
• Never have I ever hid a bread by a catalogue
• Never have I ever hid a broccoli by a cell phone
• Never have I ever hid a brush by a cellphone
• Never have I ever hid a buckle by a cement stone
• Never have I ever hid a butter knife by a chain
• Never have I ever hid a button by a chair
• Never have I ever hid a camera by a chalk
• Never have I ever hid a can of beans by a chapter book
• Never have I ever hid a can of chili by a check book
• Never have I ever hid a can of peas by a chenille stick
• Never have I ever hid a can of whipped cream by a chicken
• Never have I ever hid a candle by a children's book
• Never have I ever hid a candlestick by a chocolate
• Never have I ever hid a candy bar by a class ring
• Never have I ever hid a canteen by a clothes
• Never have I ever hid a canvas by a clothes pin
• Never have I ever hid a card by a coffee mug
• Never have I ever hid a carrot by a coffee pot
• Never have I ever hid a carrots by a comb
• Never have I ever hid a cars by a comic book
• Never have I ever hid a catalogue by a conditioner
• Never have I ever hid a cell phone by a container of pudding
• Never have I ever hid a cellphone by a cookie jar
• Never have I ever hid a chain by a cork
• Never have I ever hid a chair by a couch
• Never have I ever hid a chalk by a cowboy hat
• Never have I ever hid a check book by a credit card
• Never have I ever hid a chicken by a dagger
• Never have I ever hid a chocolate by a desk
• Never have I ever hid a clay pot by a dolphin
• Never have I ever hid a clock by a domino set
• Never have I ever hid a clothes by a door
• Never have I ever hid a clothes pin by a dove
• Never have I ever hid a coffee mug by a drawer
• Never have I ever hid a coffee pot by a drill press
• Never have I ever hid a comb by a egg beater
• Never have I ever hid a computer by a empty bottle
• Never have I ever hid a conditioner by a empty jar
• Never have I ever hid a container of pudding by a empty tin can
• Never have I ever hid a cookie jar by a eraser
• Never have I ever hid a cookie tin by a extension cord
• Never have I ever hid a cork by a eye liner
• Never have I ever hid a couch by a face wash
• Never have I ever hid a cowboy hat by a fake flowers
• Never have I ever hid a craft book by a feather
• Never have I ever hid a credit card by a feather duster
• Never have I ever hid a crowbar by a few batteries
• Never have I ever hid a dagger by a fishing hook
• Never have I ever hid a deodorant by a flag
• Never have I ever hid a desk by a flashlight
• Never have I ever hid a dictionary by a floor
• Never have I ever hid a dolphin by a flowers
• Never have I ever hid a domino set by a flyswatter
• Never have I ever hid a door by a food
• Never have I ever hid a dove by a football
• Never have I ever hid a drawer by a fork
• Never have I ever hid a egg beater by a frying pan
• Never have I ever hid a egg timer by a game cd
• Never have I ever hid a empty bottle by a game cartridge
• Never have I ever hid a empty jar by a garden spade
• Never have I ever hid a empty tin can by a glass
• Never have I ever hid a eraser by a glasses
• Never have I ever hid a extension cord by a glow stick
• Never have I ever hid a eye liner by a grid paper
• Never have I ever hid a face wash by a grocery list
• Never have I ever hid a fake flowers by a hair brush
• Never have I ever hid a feather by a hair clip
• Never have I ever hid a few batteries by a hair ribbon
• Never have I ever hid a flag by a hammer
• Never have I ever hid a flashlight by a hand bag
• Never have I ever hid a floor by a hand fan
• Never have I ever hid a flowers by a hand mirror
• Never have I ever hid a flyswatter by a handbasket
• Never have I ever hid a food by a handful of change
• Never have I ever hid a football by a handheld game system
• Never have I ever hid a fork by a hanger
• Never have I ever hid a fridge by a harmonica
• Never have I ever hid a frying pan by a helmet
• Never have I ever hid a game cd by a house
• Never have I ever hid a game cartridge by a ice cream stick
• Never have I ever hid a glass by a ice pick
• Never have I ever hid a glasses by a incense holder
• Never have I ever hid a glow stick by a ipod
• Never have I ever hid a grid paper by a ipod charger
• Never have I ever hid a grocery list by a jar of peanut butter
• Never have I ever hid a hair brush by a jar of pickles
• Never have I ever hid a hair clip by a jigsaw puzzle
• Never have I ever hid a hair pin by a key chain
• Never have I ever hid a hair tie by a keychain
• Never have I ever hid a hammer by a keys
• Never have I ever hid a hand bag by a kitchen knife
• Never have I ever hid a handbasket by a ladle
• Never have I ever hid a handheld game system by a lamp shade
• Never have I ever hid a hanger by a laser pointer
• Never have I ever hid a harmonica by a leg warmers
• Never have I ever hid a helmet by a letter opener
• Never have I ever hid a house by a light
• Never have I ever hid a ice cream stick by a light bulb
• Never have I ever hid a ice cube by a lighter
• Never have I ever hid a ice pick by a lip gloss
• Never have I ever hid a ipod by a lotion
• Never have I ever hid a ipod charger by a magazine
• Never have I ever hid a jar of peanut butter by a magnet
• Never have I ever hid a jar of pickles by a magnifying glass
• Never have I ever hid a jigsaw puzzle by a marble
• Never have I ever hid a key chain by a martini glass
• Never have I ever hid a keyboard by a matchbook
• Never have I ever hid a keychain by a microphone
• Never have I ever hid a keys by a milk
• Never have I ever hid a kitchen knife by a miniature portrait
• Never have I ever hid a knife by a mirror
• Never have I ever hid a lace by a mobile phone
• Never have I ever hid a ladle by a model car
• Never have I ever hid a lamp by a money
• Never have I ever hid a lamp shade by a monitor
• Never have I ever hid a leg warmers by a mp3 player
• Never have I ever hid a light by a music cd
• Never have I ever hid a light bulb by a nail
• Never have I ever hid a lighter by a nail clippers
• Never have I ever hid a lip gloss by a nail filer
• Never have I ever hid a locket by a necktie
• Never have I ever hid a lotion by a needle
• Never have I ever hid a magazine by a notebook
• Never have I ever hid a magnet by a notepad
• Never have I ever hid a marble by a ocarina
• Never have I ever hid a matchbook by a pack of cards
• Never have I ever hid a microphone by a package of crisp and crunchy edibles
• Never have I ever hid a milk by a package of glitter
• Never have I ever hid a miniature portrait by a packet of seeds
• Never have I ever hid a mirror by a pail
• Never have I ever hid a mobile phone by a paint brush
• Never have I ever hid a model car by a paintbrush
• Never have I ever hid a money by a pair of binoculars
• Never have I ever hid a monitor by a pair of dice
• Never have I ever hid a mouse pad by a pair of earrings
• Never have I ever hid a mp3 player by a pair of glasses
• Never have I ever hid a multitool by a pair of handcuffs
• Never have I ever hid a music cd by a pair of knitting needles
• Never have I ever hid a nail by a pair of rubber gloves
• Never have I ever hid a nail clippers by a pair of safety goggles
• Never have I ever hid a nail filer by a pair of scissors
• Never have I ever hid a necktie by a pair of socks
• Never have I ever hid a needle by a pair of sunglasses
• Never have I ever hid a notebook by a pair of tongs
• Never have I ever hid a notepad by a pair of water goggles
• Never have I ever hid a novel by a pants
• Never have I ever hid a ocarina by a paper
• Never have I ever hid a outlet by a paperclip
• Never have I ever hid a pack of cards by a pasta strainer
• Never have I ever hid a packet of seeds by a pencil holder
• Never have I ever hid a pail by a pepper shaker
• Never have I ever hid a paint brush by a perfume
• Never have I ever hid a paintbrush by a phone
• Never have I ever hid a pair of binoculars by a photo album
• Never have I ever hid a pair of dice by a picture frame
• Never have I ever hid a pair of knitting needles by a plastic fork
• Never have I ever hid a pair of safety goggles by a plush bear
• Never have I ever hid a pair of scissors by a plush cat
• Never have I ever hid a pair of socks by a plush dinosaur
• Never have I ever hid a pair of tongs by a plush frog
• Never have I ever hid a pair of water goggles by a plush octopus
• Never have I ever hid a pants by a plush pony
• Never have I ever hid a paper by a plush rabbit
• Never have I ever hid a paperclip by a plush unicorn
• Never have I ever hid a pasta strainer by a pocketknife
• Never have I ever hid a pearl necklace by a pocketwatch
• Never have I ever hid a pencil by a pool stick
• Never have I ever hid a pencil holder by a postage stamp
• Never have I ever hid a perfume by a purse
• Never have I ever hid a phone by a purse/bag
• Never have I ever hid a photo album by a quartz crystal
• Never have I ever hid a picture frame by a quilt
• Never have I ever hid a piece of gum by a radio
• Never have I ever hid a pillow by a remote
• Never have I ever hid a pinecone by a rhino
• Never have I ever hid a plastic fork by a ring
• Never have I ever hid a plate by a rock
• Never have I ever hid a plush bear by a roll of duct tape
• Never have I ever hid a plush cat by a roll of gauze
• Never have I ever hid a plush dinosaur by a roll of masking tape
• Never have I ever hid a plush frog by a roll of toilet paper
• Never have I ever hid a plush octopus by a rolling pin
• Never have I ever hid a plush rabbit by a rubber band
• Never have I ever hid a plush unicorn by a rubber duck
• Never have I ever hid a pocketknife by a rubber stamp
• Never have I ever hid a pocketwatch by a rusty nail
• Never have I ever hid a postage stamp by a sailboat
• Never have I ever hid a puddle by a salt shaker
• Never have I ever hid a purse by a sand paper
• Never have I ever hid a purse/bag by a sandal
• Never have I ever hid a quartz crystal by a sandglass
• Never have I ever hid a quilt by a scallop shell
• Never have I ever hid a radio by a scarf
• Never have I ever hid a remote by a scotch tape
• Never have I ever hid a rhino by a screw
• Never have I ever hid a ring by a screwdriver
• Never have I ever hid a rock by a seat belt
• Never have I ever hid a roll of duct tape by a shampoo
• Never have I ever hid a roll of masking tape by a sharpie
• Never have I ever hid a roll of stickers by a shawl
• Never have I ever hid a roll of toilet paper by a sheet of paper
• Never have I ever hid a rolling pin by a shirt
• Never have I ever hid a rope by a shirt button
• Never have I ever hid a rubber band by a shoe lace
• Never have I ever hid a rubber duck by a shoes
• Never have I ever hid a safety pin by a sidewalk
• Never have I ever hid a sailboat by a sketch pad
• Never have I ever hid a sand paper by a small pouch
• Never have I ever hid a sandal by a snail shell
• Never have I ever hid a sandglass by a snowglobe
• Never have I ever hid a scarf by a soccer ball
• Never have I ever hid a screw by a sofa
• Never have I ever hid a screwdriver by a spatula
• Never have I ever hid a shampoo by a spectacles
• Never have I ever hid a shark by a spice bottle
• Never have I ever hid a sharpie by a sponge
• Never have I ever hid a shawl by a spool of ribbon
• Never have I ever hid a sheet of paper by a spool of string
• Never have I ever hid a shirt by a spool of thread
• Never have I ever hid a shirt button by a spool of wire
• Never have I ever hid a shoe lace by a spoon
• Never have I ever hid a shoes by a spring
• Never have I ever hid a shopping bag by a squirt gun
• Never have I ever hid a shovel by a statuette
• Never have I ever hid a sidewalk by a steak knife
• Never have I ever hid a sketch pad by a stick
• Never have I ever hid a slipper by a stick of incense
• Never have I ever hid a small pouch by a sticker book
• Never have I ever hid a snail shell by a sticky note
• Never have I ever hid a snowglobe by a stockings
• Never have I ever hid a soap by a stop sign
• Never have I ever hid a socks by a street lights
• Never have I ever hid a sofa by a sun glasses
• Never have I ever hid a spatula by a sword
• Never have I ever hid a speakers by a table
• Never have I ever hid a spectacles by a teddies
• Never have I ever hid a sponge by a tennis ball
• Never have I ever hid a spool of ribbon by a tennis racket
• Never have I ever hid a spool of string by a thermometer
• Never have I ever hid a spoon by a tire swing
• Never have I ever hid a spring by a tissue box
• Never have I ever hid a squirt gun by a toe ring
• Never have I ever hid a statuette by a toilet
• Never have I ever hid a steak knife by a toilet paper tube
• Never have I ever hid a stick by a tooth pick
• Never have I ever hid a sticker book by a toothpaste
• Never have I ever hid a sticky note by a toothpick
• Never have I ever hid a stockings by a towel
• Never have I ever hid a straw by a toy plane
• Never have I ever hid a sun glasses by a toy soldier
• Never have I ever hid a sword by a trash bag
• Never have I ever hid a table by a tree
• Never have I ever hid a teddies by a trucks
• Never have I ever hid a television by a tube of lip balm
• Never have I ever hid a tennis ball by a tube of lipstick
• Never have I ever hid a tennis racket by a tweezers
• Never have I ever hid a thermometer by a twister
• Never have I ever hid a thimble by a umbrella
• Never have I ever hid a thread by a vase
• Never have I ever hid a tire swing by a video games
• Never have I ever hid a tissue box by a wallet
• Never have I ever hid a toe ring by a washcloth
• Never have I ever hid a toilet by a washing machine
• Never have I ever hid a toilet paper tube by a watch
• Never have I ever hid a toothpaste by a wedding ring
• Never have I ever hid a toothpick by a whip
• Never have I ever hid a towel by a whistle
• Never have I ever hid a toy boat by a white out
• Never have I ever hid a toy plane by a window
• Never have I ever hid a toy robot by a wine glass
• Never have I ever hid a toy soldier by a wireless control
• Never have I ever hid a trash bag by a wishbone
• Never have I ever hid a tree by a wooden spoon
• Never have I ever hid a trucks by a word search
• Never have I ever hid a tube of lipstick by a wristwatch
• Never have I ever hid a tweezers by a zipper
• Never have I ever hid a twister by a acorn squash
• Never have I ever hid a umbrella by a alfalfa sprout
• Never have I ever hid a vase by a amaranth
• Never have I ever hid a video games by a anise
• Never have I ever hid a wallet by a artichoke
• Never have I ever hid a washcloth by a arugula
• Never have I ever hid a watch by a aubergine
• Never have I ever hid a water by a azuki bean
• Never have I ever hid a water bottle by a banana squash
• Never have I ever hid a whip by a bean sprout
• Never have I ever hid a whistle by a beet
• Never have I ever hid a white out by a black bean
• Never have I ever hid a window by a black-eyed pea
• Never have I ever hid a wireless control by a borlotti bean
• Never have I ever hid a wishbone by a broad beans
• Never have I ever hid a word search by a brussels sprout
• Never have I ever hid a wrench by a butternut squash
• Never have I ever hid a wristwatch by a cabbage
• Never have I ever hid a zipper by a calabrese
• Never have I ever hid a amaranth by a cayenne pepper
• Never have I ever hid a anise by a celeriac
• Never have I ever hid a artichoke by a celery
• Never have I ever hid a arugula by a chamomile
• Never have I ever hid a asparagus by a chard
• Never have I ever hid a aubergine by a chayote
• Never have I ever hid a banana squash by a chives
• Never have I ever hid a basil by a cilantro
• Never have I ever hid a bean sprout by a collard green
• Never have I ever hid a beet by a corn
• Never have I ever hid a black bean by a corn salad
• Never have I ever hid a bok choy by a daikon
• Never have I ever hid a borlotti bean by a delicata
• Never have I ever hid a broccoflower by a endive
• Never have I ever hid a brussels sprout by a fennel
• Never have I ever hid a cabbage by a frisee
• Never have I ever hid a calabrese by a garlic
• Never have I ever hid a caraway by a gem squash
• Never have I ever hid a cauliflower by a ginger
• Never have I ever hid a cayenne pepper by a green bean
• Never have I ever hid a celeriac by a green pepper
• Never have I ever hid a celery by a habanero
• Never have I ever hid a chamomile by a herbs and spice
• Never have I ever hid a chard by a horseradish
• Never have I ever hid a chayote by a hubbard squash
• Never have I ever hid a chickpea by a jalapeno
• Never have I ever hid a chives by a jerusalem artichoke
• Never have I ever hid a cilantro by a jicama
• Never have I ever hid a collard green by a kale
• Never have I ever hid a corn by a kidney bean
• Never have I ever hid a corn salad by a kohlrabi
• Never have I ever hid a courgette by a lavender
• Never have I ever hid a daikon by a leek
• Never have I ever hid a delicata by a legume
• Never have I ever hid a dill by a lemon grass
• Never have I ever hid a endive by a lentils
• Never have I ever hid a fennel by a lettuce
• Never have I ever hid a fiddlehead by a lima bean
• Never have I ever hid a frisee by a mamey
• Never have I ever hid a garlic by a mangetout
• Never have I ever hid a gem squash by a marjoram
• Never have I ever hid a ginger by a mung bean
• Never have I ever hid a green bean by a mushroom
• Never have I ever hid a habanero by a navy bean
• Never have I ever hid a herbs and spice by a new zealand spinach
• Never have I ever hid a horseradish by a nopale
• Never have I ever hid a jalapeno by a onion
• Never have I ever hid a jicama by a paprika
• Never have I ever hid a kale by a parsley
• Never have I ever hid a kohlrabi by a patty pan
• Never have I ever hid a lavender by a pinto bean
• Never have I ever hid a leek by a potato
• Never have I ever hid a legume by a pumpkin
• Never have I ever hid a lentils by a radish
• Never have I ever hid a lettuce by a rhubarb
• Never have I ever hid a mamey by a runner bean
• Never have I ever hid a mangetout by a rutabaga
• Never have I ever hid a marjoram by a sage
• Never have I ever hid a mushroom by a shallot
• Never have I ever hid a mustard green by a skirret
• Never have I ever hid a new zealand spinach by a soy bean
• Never have I ever hid a nopale by a spaghetti squash
• Never have I ever hid a okra by a spinach
• Never have I ever hid a onion by a squash
• Never have I ever hid a oregano by a sweet potato
• Never have I ever hid a paprika by a tabasco pepper
• Never have I ever hid a parsley by a taro
• Never have I ever hid a parsnip by a thyme
• Never have I ever hid a patty pan by a topinambur
• Never have I ever hid a potato by a turnip
• Never have I ever hid a pumpkin by a wasabi
• Never have I ever hid a radicchio by a water chestnut
• Never have I ever hid a radish by a watercress
• Never have I ever hid a rhubarb by a white radish
• Never have I ever hid a rosemary by a zucchini
• Never have I ever hid a rutabaga by a alligator
• Never have I ever hid a sage by a alpaca
• Never have I ever hid a scallion by a antelope
• Never have I ever hid a shallot by a armadillo
• Never have I ever hid a skirret by a baboon
• Never have I ever hid a snap pea by a badger
• Never have I ever hid a soy bean by a bear
• Never have I ever hid a spinach by a bison
• Never have I ever hid a squash by a boar
• Never have I ever hid a taro by a camel
• Never have I ever hid a thyme by a canary
• Never have I ever hid a topinambur by a capybara
• Never have I ever hid a tubers by a chameleon
• Never have I ever hid a turnip by a cheetah
• Never have I ever hid a wasabi by a chimpanzee
• Never have I ever hid a watercress by a chipmunk
• Never have I ever hid a zucchini by a coyote

• Never have I ever had a dream about someone in this room
• Never have I ever sent a flirty text to the wrong person
• Never have I ever pretended not to notice when my partner was checking me out
• Never have I ever kissed someone on the first date
• Never have I ever had a crush on my partner's friend
• Never have I ever gone on a date just for the free food
• Never have I ever used a dating app
• Never have I ever had butterflies just from holding someone's hand
• Never have I ever dressed up specifically to get my partner's attention
• Never have I ever been caught staring at my partner's lips during a conversation
• Never have I ever had a make-out session in a car
• Never have I ever left a date early because there was no chemistry
• Never have I ever given someone my number using a napkin
• Never have I ever flirted with someone to make my partner jealous
• Never have I ever had a secret crush on someone for over a year
• Never have I ever kissed someone under the mistletoe
• Never have I ever played spin the bottle
• Never have I ever winked at a stranger
• Never have I ever had a summer fling
• Never have I ever danced really close with someone at a party
• Never have I ever been told I'm a good kisser
• Never have I ever written a flirty comment on someone's photo
• Never have I ever bought new underwear before a date
• Never have I ever showered with someone
• Never have I ever had a hickey
• Never have I ever sent a selfie just to look cute for someone
• Never have I ever pretended to drop something just so someone would notice me
• Never have I ever been kissed unexpectedly
• Never have I ever made the first move
• Never have I ever played footsie under a table
• Never have I ever been on a double date that got awkward
• Never have I ever lied about my body count
• Never have I ever blushed when someone complimented me
• Never have I ever had a workplace crush
• Never have I ever kissed someone in the rain
• Never have I ever stayed over at someone's place on the first date
• Never have I ever gone skinny dipping
• Never have I ever had someone write me a love poem
• Never have I ever gotten flustered by a whisper in my ear
• Never have I ever left a party with someone I just met
• Never have I ever had a long-distance flirtation
• Never have I ever used a cheesy pickup line and had it actually work
• Never have I ever been caught checking someone out
• Never have I ever gone commando on a date
• Never have I ever kissed more than one person in the same night
• Never have I ever taken a suggestive photo of myself
• Never have I ever had a crush on a coworker and acted on it
• Never have I ever played truth or dare and chosen dare
• Never have I ever worn something specifically because my partner finds it attractive
• Never have I ever received flowers from a secret admirer
• Never have I ever had a date at a hot tub or pool
• Never have I ever texted someone 'I miss you' in the middle of the night
• Never have I ever had an unexpected kiss that turned into something more
• Never have I ever traced letters on my partner's back
• Never have I ever been told I have a sexy voice
• Never have I ever pretended to need help just to talk to someone attractive
• Never have I ever had a slow dance turn into a kiss
• Never have I ever snuck out to meet someone
• Never have I ever played with my partner's hair until they fell asleep
• Never have I ever sent a voice note just because I wanted them to hear my voice
• Never have I ever had a date so good I couldn't stop smiling afterward
• Never have I ever been caught daydreaming about someone
• Never have I ever complimented a stranger and made them blush
• Never have I ever locked eyes with someone across a crowded room
• Never have I ever had a partner whisper something that gave me chills
• Never have I ever bitten my lip to get someone's attention
• Never have I ever worn perfume or cologne just because my partner loves it
• Never have I ever been kissed on the forehead and melted inside
• Never have I ever left a flirty note for my partner to find
• Never have I ever played strip poker
• Never have I ever had someone draw on my skin with their finger
• Never have I ever cuddled with someone all night long
• Never have I ever worn a shirt of theirs to bed on purpose and not given it back
• Never have I ever chosen a table so I could watch them walk back from the bar
• Never have I ever traced the inside of their wrist under a tablecloth
• Never have I ever put perfume or cologne on the one place I know they kiss
• Never have I ever stayed in a doorway talking because I did not want the night to move
• Never have I ever bitten the inside of my cheek to stop smiling at them in public
• Never have I ever brushed past them in a kitchen that had plenty of space
• Never have I ever kept a voice note they sent just to hear it again later
• Never have I ever worn a colour they once said I looked good in, on purpose
• Never have I ever sat on the same side of a booth when there was a whole other seat
• Never have I ever kissed them to interrupt a sentence I did not care about
• Never have I ever left a mark on their neck and then pretended I had not noticed
• Never have I ever held their belt loop instead of their hand in a crowd
• Never have I ever looked at their mouth while they were trying to make a point
• Never have I ever put my feet in their lap under a blanket and called it cold
• Never have I ever rewritten a goodnight text so it sounded less desperate
• Never have I ever stood closer than a queue required
• Never have I ever stolen a chip from their plate just to be fed one back
• Never have I ever worn their hoodie out of the house like it was a claim
• Never have I ever kissed their shoulder because their mouth was busy talking
• Never have I ever kept a ticket from a night that was only ordinary to anyone else
• Never have I ever waited to hang up second on a call
• Never have I ever put a song on that is about them and said nothing
• Never have I ever watched them get ready and forgot what I was supposed to be doing
• Never have I ever left a note in a coat pocket I knew they would find at work
• Never have I ever touched the back of their neck in a lift and then looked at the doors
• Never have I ever chosen a slower walking pace so our shoulders kept hitting
• Never have I ever kissed them in a kitchen with the tap still running
• Never have I ever kept a photo of them laughing that they have never seen
• Never have I ever worn something slightly too nice for the plan we had
• Never have I ever said their name quieter than the rest of the sentence
• Never have I ever held their face with both hands for a kiss that did not need it
• Never have I ever left the room and come back just to look at them again
• Never have I ever played with the hem of their sleeve instead of listening
• Never have I ever kissed them goodbye and then walked back for another one
• Never have I ever kept a lipstick or cologne smear on a mug longer than hygiene allows
• Never have I ever sat on a washing machine mid-cycle because they were in the room
• Never have I ever looked up a word they used just so I could use it back
• Never have I ever put my hand in their back pocket in a crowd and left it there
• Never have I ever worn matching colours 'by accident'
• Never have I ever kissed the corner of their mouth to be annoying on purpose
• Never have I ever kept a voicemail they would be embarrassed I still have
• Never have I ever picked a movie I knew by heart so I could stare at them instead
• Never have I ever traced a letter on their palm and made them guess
• Never have I ever stood behind them at a sink and called it helping with the washing up
• Never have I ever left a light on so I would see them come in
• Never have I ever made out in a running car because going inside felt too far
• Never have I ever kept a napkin they doodled on
• Never have I ever worn a jacket of theirs that still smelled like them on a commute
• Never have I ever said 'you look nice' in a voice that meant something else
• Never have I ever held their waist while they reached for something they could have reached
• Never have I ever put my head on their shoulder on public transport and stayed there
• Never have I ever kissed their knuckles in a restaurant like nobody was looking
• Never have I ever kept a screenshot of a text that made my stomach drop
• Never have I ever chosen a slower song when they were already near me
• Never have I ever touched their lower back to guide them and did not move my hand
• Never have I ever left a window-seat kiss on the glass as a joke that was not a joke
• Never have I ever worn a necklace they bought me on a day they would notice
• Never have I ever said I was cold so they would put an arm around me
• Never have I ever kissed them in a bookshop aisle
• Never have I ever kept a flower they picked that should have been thrown away
• Never have I ever looked at them across a table and lost the thread of a group conversation
• Never have I ever put my hand on their thigh during a film and left it there
• Never have I ever worn their watch for a day because I liked how it sat
• Never have I ever kissed them to taste what they had just been drinking
• Never have I ever kept a hotel keycard in a drawer like a trophy
• Never have I ever stood in their space while they cooked and called it company
• Never have I ever said 'come here' from across a room for no practical reason
• Never have I ever touched the inside of their elbow in a queue
• Never have I ever left a lipstick kiss on a bathroom mirror
• Never have I ever worn a shirt unbuttoned one more than I would have without them
• Never have I ever kissed them in a stairwell because a door took too long
• Never have I ever kept a polaroid they made a face in
• Never have I ever put my fingers through their belt from behind
• Never have I ever said their laugh was a problem I did not want solved
• Never have I ever touched their ankle with mine under a table and did not move
• Never have I ever left a mark on their collarbone and then chose their shirt
• Never have I ever worn perfume to bed
• Never have I ever kissed them in a doorway until someone needed to get past
• Never have I ever kept a voice memo of them talking about nothing
• Never have I ever looked at their hands while they were driving
• Never have I ever put a coat around them and used it as an excuse to stay close
• Never have I ever said I missed them in a room we were both standing in
• Never have I ever touched the dimple or the place a dimple would be
• Never have I ever left a slow kiss on their pulse because I could feel it
• Never have I ever worn their socks around the house like a joke they liked
• Never have I ever kissed them after they had been laughing so it landed messy
• Never have I ever kept a boarding pass from a trip that was only special because of them
• Never have I ever stood on a step so we were the same height for a kiss
• Never have I ever said 'stay' when they were only going to another room
• Never have I ever touched the label in the back of their shirt for no reason
• Never have I ever left a goodnight kiss on their closed eyelid
• Never have I ever worn a dress or shirt they unzip
• Never have I ever kissed them in a supermarket aisle and embarrassed only myself
• Never have I ever kept a playlist titled something they would find too much
• Never have I ever put my forehead against theirs and forgot the rest of the plan
• Never have I ever said 'hi' to them like we had not already been talking
• Never have I ever touched the scar or freckle I always find
• Never have I ever left a kiss on the inside of their wrist in a lift
• Never have I ever worn something I needed help fastening
• Never have I ever kissed them with food still on the table because waiting felt stupid
• Never have I ever kept a dried petal from a bunch they bought
• Never have I ever looked at them putting on a coat and wanted the evening to reverse
• Never have I ever put my hand on the back of their head in a hug that lasted too long
• Never have I ever said 'one more minute' in a bed we had to leave
• Never have I ever touched their jaw to turn a conversation into a kiss
• Never have I ever left a note on a steamed-up bathroom mirror
• Never have I ever worn their scarf even though it was not cold enough
• Never have I ever kissed them at a bus stop like we had time we did not
• Never have I ever kept a photo of their hands because their face felt like too much to keep
• Never have I ever stood behind a camera and took a photo of them not posing
• Never have I ever said their name into a pillow they would find later
• Never have I ever touched the place their necklace sits
• Never have I ever left a slow dance in a kitchen with no music
• Never have I ever worn a jacket indoors because they said they liked it on me
• Never have I ever kissed them between two sentences of an argument we were done with
• Never have I ever kept a cocktail umbrella from a night that went well
• Never have I ever looked at their throat when they swallowed a drink
• Never have I ever put my mouth near their ear to say something ordinary
• Never have I ever said 'don't' in a way that meant the opposite
• Never have I ever touched the small of their back in a crowded kitchen
• Never have I ever left a kiss on a coffee cup they would have to notice
• Never have I ever worn a pair of their headphones and refused to pause the song
• Never have I ever kissed them in a car park because the house was still too far
• Never have I ever kept a shirt on a chair because it smelled like the morning after
• Never have I ever stood in front of a mirror with them and watched their face not mine
• Never have I ever said 'come closer' when there was nowhere closer to go
• Never have I ever touched their ring finger before there was a ring
• Never have I ever been distracted by my partner mid-conversation with someone else
• Never have I ever taken a photo of them while they were sleeping
• Never have I ever chosen an outfit specifically for their reaction
• Never have I ever thought about them during a work meeting
• Never have I ever deliberately worn something to get their attention
• Never have I ever kissed them to end an argument
• Never have I ever pretended to be cold to get closer to them
• Never have I ever stayed up far too late talking to them
• Never have I ever reread an old message from them
• Never have I ever left a mark somewhere they had to hide
• Never have I ever flirted with them in front of their friends
• Never have I ever texted them something I would not want read aloud
• Never have I ever pretended not to notice them watching me
• Never have I ever made an excuse to touch them in public
• Never have I ever been late because of them and lied about why
• Never have I ever chosen a film purely for the dark room
• Never have I ever daydreamed about them in the middle of something important
• Never have I ever taken a photo I only sent to one person
• Never have I ever asked them to wear something specific
• Never have I ever been jealous and pretended I was not
• Never have I ever whispered something to them in company
• Never have I ever held eye contact across a room until one of us looked away
• Never have I ever kept an item of their clothing on purpose
• Never have I ever wanted them at a completely inappropriate time
• Never have I ever changed plans just to be alone with them
• Never have I ever counted down the hours until they got home
• Never have I ever memorised something about their body
• Never have I ever sent a message and immediately regretted it
• Never have I ever teased them somewhere we could be seen
• Never have I ever pretended to need help to get them closer
• Never have I ever been the first to say I want you
• Never have I ever thought about them while listening to a song
• Never have I ever dressed up for a night in with just them
• Never have I ever kissed them somewhere we probably should not have
• Never have I ever left a note for them to find later
• Never have I ever taken the long way home to keep talking
• Never have I ever been caught looking
• Never have I ever wanted to leave a party early for one reason
• Never have I ever said something bold and blamed the drink
• Never have I ever fallen for someone faster than I admitted
• Never have I ever changed seats to be nearer them
• Never have I ever taken a photo purely for one person to see
• Never have I ever practised what I would say before calling them
• Never have I ever been unable to concentrate after they left the room
• Never have I ever kept a message unread so I could enjoy it later
• Never have I ever chosen a restaurant for the lighting
• Never have I ever leaned in first and pretended I had not
• Never have I ever wanted them to stop talking so I could kiss them
• Never have I ever timed a shower for when they got home
• Never have I ever borrowed their shirt and refused to give it back
• Never have I ever looked at them across a dinner table and forgotten the conversation
• Never have I ever thought about them while someone else was talking to me
• Never have I ever taken the seat with the better view of them
• Never have I ever sat closer than the space required
• Never have I ever said goodnight three times before hanging up
• Never have I ever put a song on hoping they would recognise why
• Never have I ever kept a receipt from a night I did not want to forget
• Never have I ever deliberately lost an argument to end it in a better way
• Never have I ever wished a room would empty
• Never have I ever noticed exactly what they were wearing and said nothing
• Never have I ever driven the long way to keep them in the car
• Never have I ever stayed on a call after we ran out of things to say
• Never have I ever been distracted by their hands
• Never have I ever left a party because I wanted them to myself
• Never have I ever taken a compliment far too seriously
• Never have I ever wanted to be interrupted
• Never have I ever waited by a window for them
• Never have I ever chosen a film I had already seen so I could watch them
• Never have I ever pretended to be asleep so they would stay
• Never have I ever memorised something they said word for word
• Never have I ever put on perfume for a night in
• Never have I ever kept my hand somewhere a second too long
• Never have I ever wanted to be caught
• Never have I ever imagined them meeting my friends before they had
• Never have I ever taken a bath at an odd hour hoping to be joined
• Never have I ever wanted to skip dinner entirely
• Never have I ever been made nervous by someone I have known for years
• Never have I ever laughed at nothing because they were near
• Never have I ever thought about a kiss for the whole day after
• Never have I ever wanted to be told what to wear
• Never have I ever missed the beginning of a film completely
• Never have I ever wanted the drive home to be longer
• Never have I ever gone quiet because I was thinking about them
• Never have I ever taken the day off for no reason but them
• Never have I ever sent something and turned my phone over
• Never have I ever wanted a photograph I could not ask for
• Never have I ever been undone by a single look
• Never have I ever left a room to steady myself
• Never have I ever been the reason we were late
• Never have I ever wished a weekend would not end
• Never have I ever left a slow kiss at a red light
• Never have I ever worn a colour they can spot across a room
• Never have I ever landed a kiss while we were both still laughing too hard
• Never have I ever kept a hotel robe belt as if that was a normal souvenir
• Never have I ever looked at them from a dance floor and forgot the steps
• Never have I ever put my hand in their hair in a public place and got a look
• Never have I ever said 'you' like it was a full sentence
• Never have I ever touched the inside of their knee under a tablecloth
• Never have I ever left a kiss where a shirt collar would hide it
• Never have I ever worn a smile they caused into a room that was not about us
• Never have I ever kissed them good morning before either of us had a personality yet
• Never have I ever kept a seashell from a walk that was really an excuse to be alone
• Never have I ever worn their hoodie and kissed their hands for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their shirt and kissed their wrists for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their jumper and kissed their shoulders for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their scarf and kissed their neck for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their dress and kissed their lips for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their jeans and kissed their hair for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their shorts and kissed their back for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their socks and kissed their waist for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their trainers and kissed their hips for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their boots and kissed their thighs for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their belt and kissed their knees for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their blazer and kissed their cheek for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their coat and kissed their temple for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their pyjamas and kissed their palm for no real reason
• Never have I ever worn their slippers and kissed their fingers for no real reason
• Never have I ever stolen a chip so they would feed me one back
• Never have I ever kept a ticket from a night that was only special to us
• Never have I ever watched them get ready and forgot my own shoes
• Never have I ever walked slow so our shoulders kept bumping
• Never have I ever picked a film I knew so I could watch them
• Never have I ever stood behind them at the sink and called it help
• Never have I ever worn their jacket on a commute because it smelled like them
• Never have I ever put my head on their shoulder on a bus
• Never have I ever kissed their knuckles at a table
• Never have I ever put a slow song on when they were already close
• Never have I ever kept a flower they picked for too long
• Never have I ever lost the chat at a table because I was looking at them
• Never have I ever kissed them to taste their drink
• Never have I ever undid one extra button because they were there
• Never have I ever kissed them with food still on the table
• Never have I ever hugged them too long with my hand in their hair
• Never have I ever worn their scarf when it was not that cold
• Never have I ever kept a photo of their hands
• Never have I ever kissed them after a row we were done with
• Never have I ever kept a tiny umbrella from a drink
• Never have I ever left a kiss on a coffee cup
• Never have I ever wore their headphones and would not pause the song
• Never have I ever kissed them while we were still laughing
• Never have I ever walked into a room smiling because of them
• Never have I ever kept a shell from a walk that was just an excuse
• Never have I ever brushed past them in a kitchen with lots of space
• Never have I ever sat on the same side of a booth with a whole seat free
• Never have I ever left their shirt on my pillow so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their hoodie on my blanket so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their jumper on my duvet so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their jacket on my mattress so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their scarf on my curtain so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their gloves on my carpet so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their trainers on my cushion so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their sandals on my kettle so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their jeans on my toaster so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their shorts on my fridge so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their skirt on my freezer so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their dress on my microwave so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their pyjamas on my blender so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their socks on my spoon so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their buckle on my plate so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their pocket on my bottle so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their zipper on my basket so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their raincoat on my towel so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their cardigan on my shampoo so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their sweater on my sponge so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their overalls on my toothbrush so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their blazer on my toothpaste so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their beanie on my razor so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their visor on my cupboard so I would notice
• Never have I ever left their tights on my drawer so I would notice
• Never have I ever put a aardvark on my elephant so they would see
• Never have I ever put a alligator on my ferret so they would see
• Never have I ever put a alpaca on my finch so they would see
• Never have I ever put a antelope on my fish so they would see
• Never have I ever put a armadillo on my frog so they would see
• Never have I ever put a baboon on my gazelle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a badger on my gila monster so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bear on my giraffe so they would see
• Never have I ever put a beaver on my goat so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bison on my gopher so they would see
• Never have I ever put a boar on my gorilla so they would see
• Never have I ever put a buffalo on my grizzly bear so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bull on my ground hog so they would see
• Never have I ever put a camel on my guinea pig so they would see
• Never have I ever put a canary on my hamster so they would see
• Never have I ever put a capybara on my hedgehog so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chameleon on my hippopotamus so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cheetah on my horse so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chimpanzee on my hyena so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chinchilla on my ibex so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chipmunk on my iguana so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cougar on my impala so they would see
• Never have I ever put a coyote on my jackal so they would see
• Never have I ever put a crocodile on my jaguar so they would see
• Never have I ever put a crow on my kangaroo so they would see
• Never have I ever put a deer on my koala so they would see
• Never have I ever put a dingo on my lamb so they would see
• Never have I ever put a donkey on my lemur so they would see
• Never have I ever put a dromedary on my leopard so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hippopotamus on my mynah bird so they would see
• Never have I ever put a leopard on my polar bear so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lion on my porcupine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lizard on my porpoise so they would see
• Never have I ever put a llama on my prairie dog so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lynx on my puma so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mandrill on my rabbit so they would see
• Never have I ever put a marmoset on my raccoon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mink on my reindeer so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mole on my reptile so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mongoose on my rhinoceros so they would see
• Never have I ever put a monkey on my salamander so they would see
• Never have I ever put a moose on my seal so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mountain goat on my sheep so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mouse on my shrew so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mule on my silver fox so they would see
• Never have I ever put a muskrat on my skunk so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mustang on my sloth so they would see
• Never have I ever put a newt on my squirrel so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ocelot on my tapir so they would see
• Never have I ever put a opossum on my tiger so they would see
• Never have I ever put a orangutan on my toad so they would see
• Never have I ever put a oryx on my turtle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a otter on my walrus so they would see
• Never have I ever put a panda on my warthog so they would see
• Never have I ever put a panther on my weasel so they would see
• Never have I ever put a parakeet on my whale so they would see
• Never have I ever put a parrot on my wildcat so they would see
• Never have I ever put a platypus on my wolf so they would see
• Never have I ever put a reptile on my bell pepper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sheep on my blood orange so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sloth on my canary melon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a snake on my cantaloupe so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tiger on my chili pepper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a wolverine on my dragonfruit so they would see
• Never have I ever put a wombat on my durian so they would see
• Never have I ever put a woodchuck on my eggplant so they would see
• Never have I ever put a zebra on my elderberry so they would see
• Never have I ever put a apple on my feijoa so they would see
• Never have I ever put a apricot on my goji berry so they would see
• Never have I ever put a avocado on my gooseberry so they would see
• Never have I ever put a banana on my grape so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bilberry on my guava so they would see
• Never have I ever put a blackberry on my honeydew so they would see
• Never have I ever put a blackcurrant on my huckleberry so they would see
• Never have I ever put a blueberry on my jambul so they would see
• Never have I ever put a boysenberry on my jujube so they would see
• Never have I ever put a breadfruit on my kiwi fruit so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cherimoya on my lime so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cherry on my loquat so they would see
• Never have I ever put a clementine on my mandarine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cloudberry on my mango so they would see
• Never have I ever put a coconut on my mulberry so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cranberry on my nectarine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cucumber on my olive so they would see
• Never have I ever put a currant on my orange so they would see
• Never have I ever put a damson on my papaya so they would see
• Never have I ever put a date on my passionfruit so they would see
• Never have I ever put a grapefruit on my purple mangosteen so they would see
• Never have I ever put a jackfruit on my raspberry so they would see
• Never have I ever put a jujube on my rock melon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a kumquat on my satsuma so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lemon on my star fruit so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lychee on my tangerine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mango on my ugli fruit so they would see
• Never have I ever put a nectarine on my christmas ornament so they would see
• Never have I ever put a orange on my bag of cotton balls so they would see
• Never have I ever put a passionfruit on my bag of rubber bands so they would see
• Never have I ever put a peach on my ball of yarn so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pear on my balloon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a persimmon on my bananas so they would see
• Never have I ever put a physalis on my bandana so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pineapple on my bangle bracelet so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plum on my bar of soap so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pomegranate on my baseball so they would see
• Never have I ever put a quince on my basketball so they would see
• Never have I ever put a raisin on my beaded bracelet so they would see
• Never have I ever put a rambutan on my beaded necklace so they would see
• Never have I ever put a redcurrant on my bell so they would see
• Never have I ever put a salal berry on my blouse so they would see
• Never have I ever put a strawberry on my book so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tamarillo on my book of jokes so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tangerine on my book of matches so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tomato on my bookmark so they would see
• Never have I ever put a watermelon on my bottle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a acorn on my bottle of glue so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ball of yarn on my bottle of nail polish so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bananas on my bottle of paint so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bandana on my bottle of perfume so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bar of soap on my bottle of soda so they would see
• Never have I ever put a baseball on my bottle of sunscreen so they would see
• Never have I ever put a basketball on my bouquet of flowers so they would see
• Never have I ever put a beef on my box of baking soda so they would see
• Never have I ever put a belt on my box of chocolates so they would see
• Never have I ever put a blouse on my box of crayons so they would see
• Never have I ever put a blowdryer on my box of markers so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bonesaw on my box of tissues so they would see
• Never have I ever put a boom box on my buckle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle on my butter knife so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle of honey on my can of beans so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle of lotion on my can of peas so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle of nail polish on my can of whipped cream so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle of pills on my candy cane so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle of syrup on my canvas so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bottle of water on my card so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bowl on my carrots so they would see
• Never have I ever put a box of q-tips on my cars so they would see
• Never have I ever put a box of chalk on my catalogue so they would see
• Never have I ever put a box of chocolates on my cell phone so they would see
• Never have I ever put a box of markers on my cement stone so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bracelet on my chair so they would see
• Never have I ever put a broccoli on my chapter book so they would see
• Never have I ever put a brush on my check book so they would see
• Never have I ever put a buckle on my chenille stick so they would see
• Never have I ever put a button on my children's book so they would see
• Never have I ever put a camera on my chocolate so they would see
• Never have I ever put a can of beans on my class ring so they would see
• Never have I ever put a can of chili on my clay pot so they would see
• Never have I ever put a can of peas on my clock so they would see
• Never have I ever put a can of whipped cream on my clothes so they would see
• Never have I ever put a candle on my clothes pin so they would see
• Never have I ever put a candlestick on my coffee mug so they would see
• Never have I ever put a candy wrapper on my comic book so they would see
• Never have I ever put a canteen on my computer so they would see
• Never have I ever put a canvas on my conditioner so they would see
• Never have I ever put a card on my container of pudding so they would see
• Never have I ever put a carrot on my cookie jar so they would see
• Never have I ever put a carton of ice cream on my couch so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cellphone on my credit card so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chain on my dagger so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chicken on my door so they would see
• Never have I ever put a clothes on my empty bottle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a comb on my extension cord so they would see
• Never have I ever put a computer on my face wash so they would see
• Never have I ever put a conditioner on my fake flowers so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cookie jar on my feather duster so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cork on my fishing hook so they would see
• Never have I ever put a couch on my flag so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cowboy hat on my flashlight so they would see
• Never have I ever put a craft book on my floor so they would see
• Never have I ever put a crowbar on my flyswatter so they would see
• Never have I ever put a deodorant on my football so they would see
• Never have I ever put a desk on my fork so they would see
• Never have I ever put a dictionary on my fridge so they would see
• Never have I ever put a dolphin on my frying pan so they would see
• Never have I ever put a domino set on my game cd so they would see
• Never have I ever put a door on my game cartridge so they would see
• Never have I ever put a dove on my garden spade so they would see
• Never have I ever put a drawer on my glass so they would see
• Never have I ever put a drill press on my glasses so they would see
• Never have I ever put a egg beater on my glow stick so they would see
• Never have I ever put a egg timer on my grid paper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a empty jar on my hair brush so they would see
• Never have I ever put a eraser on my hair pin so they would see
• Never have I ever put a feather on my hand fan so they would see
• Never have I ever put a few batteries on my handbasket so they would see
• Never have I ever put a flag on my handheld game system so they would see
• Never have I ever put a floor on my harmonica so they would see
• Never have I ever put a flowers on my helmet so they would see
• Never have I ever put a food on my ice cream stick so they would see
• Never have I ever put a fridge on my incense holder so they would see
• Never have I ever put a game cd on my ipod charger so they would see
• Never have I ever put a glass on my jigsaw puzzle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a grocery list on my keys so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hair clip on my knife so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hair ribbon on my ladle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hammer on my lamp shade so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hand bag on my laser pointer so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hand mirror on my letter opener so they would see
• Never have I ever put a handful of change on my light bulb so they would see
• Never have I ever put a hanger on my lip gloss so they would see
• Never have I ever put a house on my magazine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ice cube on my magnifying glass so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ice pick on my marble so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ipod on my matchbook so they would see
• Never have I ever put a jar of peanut butter on my milk so they would see
• Never have I ever put a jar of pickles on my miniature portrait so they would see
• Never have I ever put a key chain on my mobile phone so they would see
• Never have I ever put a keyboard on my model car so they would see
• Never have I ever put a keychain on my money so they would see
• Never have I ever put a keys on my monitor so they would see
• Never have I ever put a kitchen knife on my mouse pad so they would see
• Never have I ever put a knife on my mp3 player so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lace on my multitool so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ladle on my music cd so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lamp on my nail so they would see
• Never have I ever put a leg warmers on my necktie so they would see
• Never have I ever put a light on my notebook so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lighter on my novel so they would see
• Never have I ever put a locket on my outlet so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lotion on my pack of cards so they would see
• Never have I ever put a magazine on my package of crisp and crunchy edibles so they would see
• Never have I ever put a magnet on my package of glitter so they would see
• Never have I ever put a martini glass on my paint brush so they would see
• Never have I ever put a microphone on my pair of binoculars so they would see
• Never have I ever put a milk on my pair of dice so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mirror on my pair of glasses so they would see
• Never have I ever put a model car on my pair of knitting needles so they would see
• Never have I ever put a money on my pair of rubber gloves so they would see
• Never have I ever put a monitor on my pair of safety goggles so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mouse pad on my pair of scissors so they would see
• Never have I ever put a mp3 player on my pair of socks so they would see
• Never have I ever put a multitool on my pair of sunglasses so they would see
• Never have I ever put a music cd on my pair of tongs so they would see
• Never have I ever put a nail on my pair of water goggles so they would see
• Never have I ever put a nail clippers on my pants so they would see
• Never have I ever put a nail filer on my paper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a needle on my pasta strainer so they would see
• Never have I ever put a notebook on my pearl necklace so they would see
• Never have I ever put a notepad on my pencil so they would see
• Never have I ever put a novel on my pencil holder so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ocarina on my pepper shaker so they would see
• Never have I ever put a packet of seeds on my piece of gum so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pail on my pillow so they would see
• Never have I ever put a paintbrush on my plastic fork so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pair of earrings on my plush cat so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pants on my postage stamp so they would see
• Never have I ever put a paper on my puddle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a paperclip on my purse so they would see
• Never have I ever put a perfume on my rhino so they would see
• Never have I ever put a phone on my ring so they would see
• Never have I ever put a photo album on my rock so they would see
• Never have I ever put a picture frame on my roll of duct tape so they would see
• Never have I ever put a piece of gum on my roll of gauze so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pillow on my roll of masking tape so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pinecone on my roll of stickers so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plastic fork on my roll of toilet paper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plate on my rolling pin so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush bear on my rope so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush cat on my rubber band so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush frog on my rusty nail so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush octopus on my safety pin so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush pony on my sailboat so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush rabbit on my salt shaker so they would see
• Never have I ever put a plush unicorn on my sand paper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pocketknife on my sandal so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pocketwatch on my sandglass so they would see
• Never have I ever put a pool stick on my scallop shell so they would see
• Never have I ever put a puddle on my scotch tape so they would see
• Never have I ever put a quartz crystal on my seat belt so they would see
• Never have I ever put a quilt on my shampoo so they would see
• Never have I ever put a radio on my shark so they would see
• Never have I ever put a remote on my sharpie so they would see
• Never have I ever put a ring on my sheet of paper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a rock on my shirt so they would see
• Never have I ever put a roll of duct tape on my shirt button so they would see
• Never have I ever put a rope on my sketch pad so they would see
• Never have I ever put a rubber duck on my small pouch so they would see
• Never have I ever put a rubber stamp on my snail shell so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sailboat on my soccer ball so they would see
• Never have I ever put a scarf on my spice bottle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a screw on my spool of ribbon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a screwdriver on my spool of string so they would see
• Never have I ever put a seat belt on my spool of thread so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shampoo on my spool of wire so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shawl on my squirt gun so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shirt on my steak knife so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shirt button on my stick so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shoe lace on my stick of incense so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shoes on my sticker book so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shopping bag on my sticky note so they would see
• Never have I ever put a shovel on my stockings so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sidewalk on my stop sign so they would see
• Never have I ever put a slipper on my street lights so they would see
• Never have I ever put a snowglobe on my table so they would see
• Never have I ever put a socks on my tennis ball so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sofa on my tennis racket so they would see
• Never have I ever put a spatula on my thermometer so they would see
• Never have I ever put a speakers on my thimble so they would see
• Never have I ever put a spectacles on my thread so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sponge on my tissue box so they would see
• Never have I ever put a spool of thread on my toilet paper tube so they would see
• Never have I ever put a spoon on my toothbrush so they would see
• Never have I ever put a spring on my toothpaste so they would see
• Never have I ever put a statuette on my towel so they would see
• Never have I ever put a stick on my toy plane so they would see
• Never have I ever put a straw on my tube of lip balm so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sun glasses on my tweezers so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sword on my twister so they would see
• Never have I ever put a teddies on my vase so they would see
• Never have I ever put a television on my video games so they would see
• Never have I ever put a thermometer on my washing machine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tissue box on my wedding ring so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toilet on my whistle so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tooth pick on my window so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toothbrush on my wine glass so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toothpaste on my wireless control so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toothpick on my wishbone so they would see
• Never have I ever put a towel on my wooden spoon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toy boat on my word search so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toy robot on my wristwatch so they would see
• Never have I ever put a toy soldier on my zipper so they would see
• Never have I ever put a trash bag on my acorn squash so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tree on my alfalfa sprout so they would see
• Never have I ever put a trucks on my amaranth so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tube of lipstick on my artichoke so they would see
• Never have I ever put a umbrella on my aubergine so they would see
• Never have I ever put a vase on my azuki bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a wallet on my basil so they would see
• Never have I ever put a washcloth on my bean sprout so they would see
• Never have I ever put a watch on my black bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a water on my black-eyed pea so they would see
• Never have I ever put a whip on my broad beans so they would see
• Never have I ever put a white out on my brussels sprout so they would see
• Never have I ever put a window on my butternut squash so they would see
• Never have I ever put a wrench on my celeriac so they would see
• Never have I ever put a anise on my chives so they would see
• Never have I ever put a artichoke on my cilantro so they would see
• Never have I ever put a arugula on my collard green so they would see
• Never have I ever put a asparagus on my corn so they would see
• Never have I ever put a aubergine on my corn salad so they would see
• Never have I ever put a banana squash on my daikon so they would see
• Never have I ever put a beet on my endive so they would see
• Never have I ever put a bok choy on my frisee so they would see
• Never have I ever put a borlotti bean on my garlic so they would see
• Never have I ever put a broccoflower on my ginger so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cabbage on my habanero so they would see
• Never have I ever put a calabrese on my herbs and spice so they would see
• Never have I ever put a caraway on my horseradish so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cauliflower on my hubbard squash so they would see
• Never have I ever put a cayenne pepper on my jalapeno so they would see
• Never have I ever put a celeriac on my jerusalem artichoke so they would see
• Never have I ever put a celery on my jicama so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chamomile on my kale so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chard on my kidney bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chayote on my kohlrabi so they would see
• Never have I ever put a chickpea on my lavender so they would see
• Never have I ever put a courgette on my lima bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a daikon on my mamey so they would see
• Never have I ever put a delicata on my mangetout so they would see
• Never have I ever put a dill on my marjoram so they would see
• Never have I ever put a endive on my mung bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a fennel on my mushroom so they would see
• Never have I ever put a fiddlehead on my mustard green so they would see
• Never have I ever put a frisee on my navy bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a garlic on my new zealand spinach so they would see
• Never have I ever put a gem squash on my nopale so they would see
• Never have I ever put a green bean on my onion so they would see
• Never have I ever put a green pepper on my oregano so they would see
• Never have I ever put a jalapeno on my pinto bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a leek on my runner bean so they would see
• Never have I ever put a legume on my rutabaga so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lemon grass on my sage so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lentils on my scallion so they would see
• Never have I ever put a lettuce on my shallot so they would see
• Never have I ever put a marjoram on my spaghetti squash so they would see
• Never have I ever put a okra on my topinambur so they would see
• Never have I ever put a onion on my tubers so they would see
• Never have I ever put a oregano on my turnip so they would see
• Never have I ever put a paprika on my wasabi so they would see
• Never have I ever put a parsley on my water chestnut so they would see
• Never have I ever put a parsnip on my watercress so they would see
• Never have I ever put a patty pan on my white radish so they would see
• Never have I ever put a skirret on my buffalo so they would see
• Never have I ever put a sweet potato on my cheetah so they would see
• Never have I ever put a tabasco pepper on my chimpanzee so they would see

• Never have I ever had a fantasy about someone I know
• Never have I ever been caught in the act
• Never have I ever tried role-playing with a partner
• Never have I ever used a blindfold during intimacy
• Never have I ever sent a spicy photo to my partner
• Never have I ever had an intimate encounter in a place that wasn't a bedroom
• Never have I ever experimented with ice cubes during intimacy
• Never have I ever whispered something naughty in my partner's ear in public
• Never have I ever been intimate in a hotel room with a view
• Never have I ever left scratch marks on someone's back
• Never have I ever been intimate with the lights fully on
• Never have I ever had a partner who talked dirty and I loved it
• Never have I ever used food during intimacy
• Never have I ever made out in a public place hoping no one would see
• Never have I ever tried a new position I saw online
• Never have I ever had a quickie
• Never have I ever used handcuffs or restraints
• Never have I ever watched something spicy with my partner for inspiration

18 of 719 shown — the rest are in the game above.

• Never have I ever used chocolate sauce during sex
• Never have I ever used whipped cream during foreplay
• Never have I ever used lotion or massage oil during sex
• Never have I ever licked food off my partner's body
• Never have I ever used ice cubes to tease my partner
• Never have I ever used honey during foreplay
• Never have I ever fed my partner strawberries in bed
• Never have I ever used flavored lube
• Never have I ever used wax on skin during sex
• Never have I ever tried temperature play with hot and cold
• Never have I ever used ginger during sex
• Never have I ever tried figging
• Never have I ever used a blindfold during sex
• Never have I ever been tied up with silk scarves
• Never have I ever tried handcuffs in bed
• Never have I ever used a vibrator with my partner
• Never have I ever tried a remote-controlled toy in public
• Never have I ever tried suspension bondage

18 of 513 shown — the rest are in the game above.

• Never have I ever fantasised about a threesome with two women
• Never have I ever wanted two men in the room and me in the middle
• Never have I ever pictured my partner with someone else and liked it
• Never have I ever imagined swapping partners with a couple we know
• Never have I ever thought about a stranger while my partner was touching me
• Never have I ever wanted to be tied up and left waiting
• Never have I ever got turned on imagining being watched through a window
• Never have I ever fantasised about being taken in a lift between floors
• Never have I ever imagined my partner as my boss giving me orders
• Never have I ever pictured a masked stranger walking into our bedroom
• Never have I ever wanted to be told exactly what to wear for a whole day
• Never have I ever imagined a hotel room, a fake name and a new personality
• Never have I ever fantasised about being spanked hard enough to leave a mark
• Never have I ever wanted to hear my partner say a stranger touched them
• Never have I ever pictured us at a swingers party doing nothing but watching
• Never have I ever got hot thinking about a full swap with another couple
• Never have I ever imagined kissing another couple but going no further
• Never have I ever wanted to be blindfolded and not know who was in the room

18 of 156 shown — the rest are in the game above.